Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Panditji Bataye Na Byah Kab Hoye?

Bhojpuri films are in vogue these days. Staying in south delhi, where you need to cough up Rs 150 each time you want to catch a fillum, I hadn't quite realised that. Today, I had to go to Shahdara. And as always happens with my trips to east Delhi, I was transported to another world. Where there is an entire township underneath the two-kilometre flyover over the railway line. People live here, use punctured tyre tubes as swings, sit and sell khaini (tobacco) and then go and watch Bhojpuri movies in the evening. The world is a flat place, yes, and nowhere is it more obvious than in the complete Biharisation of the world. So most of the people living in Shahdara sport an accent straight from Laloo-land.
Anyway, as I was trudging along in that two-hour marathon auto journey, I came across some interesting film posters. Daroga babu, I love you was one of them (for the uninitiated, daroga refers to a cop). Another gem: Panditji bataye na byah kab hoi. The latter had Naghma, she of Saurav Ganguly fame, as one of the lead actors. Ravi Kisshen, who flopped miserably in Hindi films, is apparently minting money in Bhojpuri cinema and is the lead actor in Panditji...
On returning to office, I happened top go through the latest issue of Outlook. A story on Bhojpuri in the magazine made me feel as if Bollywood will soon be rechristened Bhojpuriwood. Aby's baby is acting in one. So is Hema Malini. Dileep Kumar is producing one. AB himself will do a guest appearance in another.
Remember how Sujit Kuamr, that flop Hindi film actor found his calling in Bhojpuri cinema? After having been the butt of hundreds of jokes all these years, perhaps, he will sit back now and have the last laugh.

19 Comments:

Blogger PS said...

Lol! and who knows, their shows might run house-full in PVR!!

9:31 AM  
Blogger 8 by 52 said...

PS: Hmmm... and perahps the Bijlis should consider setting up a multiplex, exclusively devoted to Bhojpuri films. PVR-Chhotanagpur.

9:34 AM  
Blogger PS said...

Or a PVR-Patna perhaps...

1:20 AM  
Blogger mad angles said...

Wait let me add some more - there was one called "Petticoat mein vispot" then there was another one called "Taap-less" - remember?

2:08 AM  
Blogger 8 by 52 said...

Essar: Yeah, taap-lace there was. But I suspect it was one of those Nepalese porn films rather than an innocous Bhojpuri one.

3:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello! With Big B, Chhota B, Hema, and even an Ukrainian starlet showcasing their talents in upcoming Bhojpuri filcks, they might not be considered down-market any longer.

12:24 PM  
Blogger 8 by 52 said...

Toe-knee: Yup, yup! There's one more which released last weekend. It's called Damad ji and was even reviewed by all the movie critics in town.

5:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My gawd you are a Bhojpuri film convert are you?

11:42 PM  
Blogger SwB said...

hello 8 by 52 - now that's one very weird nickname! ... and I must say your profile is most informative :)

anyway, just wanted to say hi.

cheers mate!

6:31 AM  
Blogger 8 by 52 said...

Saltwater blues: Hi! Well, 8 by 52 is basically journalism jargon. I would have preferred "all men are bastards" to that any day, but that was taken. And about the profile, I've been too caught up with bullshitty work to be able to do anything.

2:39 AM  
Blogger mad angles said...

SwB, you can call her VK if you want and god V, you're really a scream!

5:51 AM  
Blogger 8 by 52 said...

Essar: When are you coming back? life's getting too painful here with the boss coming up with weird assignments all the time and parents coming up with weird proposals. The latest, btw, is a Punju based in Kuwait. I think I'll die before I make it through the ordeal called marriage.

1:43 AM  
Blogger 8 by 52 said...

SwB: Well, even if there are any, I and all the people I know are yet to spot even one of them. May be, they decided to shift en masse to some other planet while I was still a kid.

4:53 AM  
Blogger SwB said...

howdy VK?

7:45 AM  
Blogger 8 by 52 said...

SwB: Hmm... breathing, but just about. Your decision to not blog any more has upset some of your fans in the city. They have decided to lead a protest march to Jantat Mantar on Wednesday, demanding that the government intervene and get you back.

4:56 AM  
Blogger SwB said...

lol ... but no need for government intervention now. That *tight hug* from PS has done the job :)

... about bludy time you posted something though!

5:42 AM  
Blogger SwB said...

well... ?

3:27 AM  
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